Organic? We yelled at the olives.
Oil. But make it postmodern.
Locally sourced. Emotionally damaged.
One press. No regrets.
Organic? We yelled at the olives.
Oil. But make it postmodern.
Locally sourced. Emotionally damaged.
One press. No regrets.
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With decades of combined expertise, we’ve crafted the finest oil you’ll ever use.
Each olive picker choosen, not by HR, but by fate and the holy olive tree
Leviticus 19:29 : "Do not profane your daughter by making her a prostitute, lest the land fall into prostitution and the land become full of depravity." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&t
Discover olive oil’s most seductive side, a pleasure kept hidden until now.
Something stirs within, a quiet urge for change, for something more refined in your rituals... in your life.
Dial our global number and be discreetly connected to a select purveyor of the world’s most exquisite olive oil, near you.
Once the connection is made, begin a discreet and professional exchange, a quiet dialogue between taste and trust.
When all is in place, the finest olive oil finds its way to you, to your home, or wherever desire calls.
Almost Matthew 5:27-28 : “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has not yet committed adultery with her.
That’s a well-kept secret. You should subscribe to our newsletter, who knows, we might spill the olives one day!
Yes, completely cruelty-free and vegan, unless you're an olive. In that case… it didn’t end well.
As often as your desires, we make sure to always have the perfect olives ready for you.
Once opened, it's yours. No returns, no refunds, only delicious consequences.
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There are nights I crush without purpose. On those nights, I know God sees me. And turns away.